This guy is dead

This again.

Stop. Please just stop. Really. He's twitching. Stop.

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Tired

Tired of being asked, "What makes Americans feel sooooo superior to the French?"

This.

Any questions?

Didn't think so. Jerk.

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Second Obit - He's krunchin' da numbaz fo' tha Big Dog now...

Sorry for all the death, but it must be said.

He's gone and a little bit of the accountz receevable lifestyle dies with him.
Pour your forty on the curb, and think of little Baby Prince H Tha Stone Col' Dopest Biz-ook-kizeepin' Muthaf&%$in' Badass Supastar Kornfeld Tha Second who needs your prayers. May those punks in Accountz Payabo rot in Hell.

Herbert Kornfeld, Midstate Office Supply's Accounts Receivable Supervisor 1973-2007

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Obit - Dry, Very Dry

He was the Michael Jordan of straight-wingnut sidekicks. He was one of the reasons that people call Steve Allen and Bob Newhart geniuses--they were smart enough to surround themselves with people like him.
The fact that very little has been said about his passing is a testament to his talent.



Tom Poston, 1921-2007

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